Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!

Behold, mortals, the mighty and fearsome wonder of Stephen King!

I said BEHOLD!

Do you see that? DO YOU!? Well, perhaps not, it is an odd picture. Okay, I'll explain: His newest book is the frickin' width of my hand! And I don't have dainty little cute girl hands, either. That there, friends and neighbors, is 1000+ pages of hopefully pure insanity. So far there's been a smashed airplane and a woodchuck sliced in twain, so I have high hopes. Cross your fingers.